Alright everyone, here at WTF Sports, we are starting this movement along with the Red Sox.
Vote. For. Benny. NOW.
If Andrew Benintendi doesn’t make it to the All-Star game after his first half this season, disappointment will enter the hearts of many. Benintendi has had his best year so far by a lot and it is a damn shame no one is talking about it. Probably because the girls are sour he has a girl friend and all people in the world are complaining he is no longer “Benny with the Good Hair” … (see pic below to understand what we mean)
But dammit, Benny should be in the All-Star game and I will not stand for anything less. With statistics of a .293 BA, 14 Benny Dongs, 55 Ribbys (RBIs), 16 stolen bases, probably has been thrown out a biiiit too much, and a fantastic OPS of .894, Benny Big Boy needs to be in that All-Star game.
If you were wondering how, here is the link: https://www.mlb.com/all-star/final-vote
All you MUST do is give Benintendi that vote. No one deserves it more. If Stanton somehow gets it with 4,000 Strikeouts, we will have a real problem.
So, go, stop wasting your time reading this, BENNY NEEDS YOU!!!
This was sponsored by Around the Diamond, scheduled to make it’s dramatic return late July.
Thanks, NOW GO VOTE! (LOOK AT THOSE DANCE MOVES)
– Scott Edwards, Creator of WTF Sports